1. alwaysactually:

    lusilly:

    some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

    wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

    "oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

    (via agent-animay)

     

  2. "I always thought insanity would be a dark, bitter feeling, but it is drenching and delicious if you really roll around in it."
    — Kathryn Stockett, The Help (via stitchedbone)

    (Source: quotes-shape-us, via teamredforever)

     
  3. thespywhospies:

    OMFGGGGG THIS GIF WINS THE INTERNET EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

    (Source: consultinggallifreyanfallenangel, via buttasstiel)

     
  4. ask-thelittleheros:

    Yellow Box: Two Words and we didn’t pee our pants.

    White Box: Nailed it.

    (via idealistic-llama)

     

  5. this-is-my-headspace:

    Goblet of Fire: CEDRIC DIGGORY

    Harry Potter: This is awesome 

    Harry Potter: It’s gonna be such a fun year

    Harry Potter: Hogwarts is definitely gonna win this thing

    Goblet of Fire: HARRY POTTER

    Harry Potter:

    Harry Potter:

    Harry Potter: I came out to have a good time -

    Dumbledore: HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE

    Harry Potter: I’m honestly feeling sO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW AND NO I DID NOT

    (via buckybarneswho)

     

  6. scamdal:

    you want more aus? i’ll give you more aus

    • met standing in the reallllllly long queue for the dressing rooms au
    • lifeguards at a summer camp au
    • you’ve been playing guitar in the hall of the hotel since three in the morning and i came down to tell you to shut the fuck up au
    • the 5 cent hug for charity you offered me on the street really brought out our amazing chemistry au
    • awkward teenage spin the bottle/seven minutes in heaven au
    • dungeons and dragons au

    (via patroclusdear)

     

  7. knitmeapony:

    egobus:

    one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

    Excellent parenting.

    (via buckybarneswho)

     

  8. anneisalwaysangry:

    What if Cecil is just a regular late night radio host in a normal small town who’s bored and knows nobody really listens to the show from like 11pm-3am so he just makes up quasi-horror stories about the town and his neighbors and stuff

    and Carlos has been his boyfriend…

     

  9. So this just happened.

    modmad:

    modmad:

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    My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.

    holy crap this made its way back onto my dash why are there that many notes there should not be that many

    (via cracksmyshitup)

     

  10. underthenerdhood:

    a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

    (via karlcat)

     

  11. underthenerdhood:

    a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

    (via karlcat)

     

  12. Joining a new fandom like am I allowed to reblog this yet or am I not deep enough

    (Source: you-put-your-left-armin, via agent-animay)

     
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  15. awalkingdeadphish:

    theroguefeminist:

    beyondthereachesofmortality:

    petahmaximoff:

    How to react when a girl tells you she’s changed her mind - A guide by Scott Pilgrim

    Am I the only one reading this more like “How to react when your partner is giving you signs that they aren’t fully consenting - A guide by Ramona”?

    that’s a good point

    Both are valid takes

    (via rinseandrepeatzero)